tooter tortoise

a tortoise that farts out of control.

my tortoise is a tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022

tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017

Tooter

An empty pen tube, or straw used to smoke heroin, blues, Fetty and other substances off of foil.

Jay: Yo I got a lighter and foil but I need a tooter..
Sarah: I got a pen u could use...

by Fenty_wap206 June 15, 2022

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022

Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

“Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter”

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Timmy Tooter

An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.

Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.

I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.

Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!

by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017

Tooter

What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.

Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.

by I make a funny August 25, 2020