Toolie

A code word used to let your friend know that his/her hair has a cowlick so they can fix it on the sly.

Yo! Lady! You have a total toolie. Fix that shiz.

by Joolie and Roolie June 6, 2011

Toolie

Loud, obnoxious, ear piercing, Wannabe troll girl. Who showers once a week, but only with role play on rift (via waterfall).

OH MY GOD, STOP squealing, you sound like toolie!

by BMPKGinger April 28, 2012

toolish

when someone acts like a complete tool, u know have the option of saying toolish

Damn that guy is acting toolish

by wired101 August 3, 2007

Toolfest

A social gathering of tools, or posers resulting in awkward video chats.

Luke- Who are you vid chatting with?
Will- Devin and Jon
Luke- TOOLFEST 09!

by Gotty June 5, 2009

Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.

Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.

by Excellante December 8, 2010

Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.

A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.

by erresistable September 6, 2010

Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic

by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020