Tonk

Noun

1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.

2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.

Verb

To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym

- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the

showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".

- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:

the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both

weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use

of the actual word "tonk").

- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves

silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".

by Slapmeharder June 24, 2014

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adjective: Tough, hard wearing, complex in build
Verb: To Tonk - to chase an objective in a highly energised and determined manner
Root: Tonka toys

Verb: Eg if one worked hard all day - I tonked it all day long, Eg (adj) Thats a tonk computer

by Smashin it April 06, 2006

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thank you/thanks

"Here's the cd you wanted."
"Tonks"

by lomathson March 17, 2010

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'Street' slang for muscular and built, usually used to describe people with large arms.

'Yo isn't Jaspreet Sidhu enormously hench?
'I think 'Tonk' is a much better word for it.

by Ymm. May 09, 2011

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The act of using unfair means to overtake another player's car whilst playing racing games. This can involve pushing them off the track or hitting them with weapons. In games such as Micro Machines it is possible to tonk someone with a frying pan.

"I only lost because Mike is a big tonking bastard!"

by Microphone February 07, 2006

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