Tonk

Noun

1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.

2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.

Verb

To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym

- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the

showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".

- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:

the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both

weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use

of the actual word "tonk").

- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves

silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".

by Slapmeharder June 24, 2014

Tonk

adjective: Tough, hard wearing, complex in build
Verb: To Tonk - to chase an objective in a highly energised and determined manner
Root: Tonka toys

Verb: Eg if one worked hard all day - I tonked it all day long, Eg (adj) Thats a tonk computer

by Smashin it July 28, 2008

Tonks

thank you/thanks

"Here's the cd you wanted."
"Tonks"

by lomathson March 22, 2010

Tonk

'Street' slang for muscular and built, usually used to describe people with large arms.

'Yo isn't Jaspreet Sidhu enormously hench?
'I think 'Tonk' is a much better word for it.

by Ymm. June 2, 2011

tonking

The act of using unfair means to overtake another player's car whilst playing racing games. This can involve pushing them off the track or hitting them with weapons. In games such as Micro Machines it is possible to tonk someone with a frying pan.

"I only lost because Mike is a big tonking bastard!"

by Microphone February 7, 2006

Tonks

The best looking harry potter character. Also a halfblood witch, sorted into hufflepuff Nymphadora Tonks died at the battle of hogwarts

Example: Tonks has always fancied Remus Lupin.

by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 21, 2020

Tonk

When you have an outrageously large forehead and a really tiny head

Damn look at that girl over there she's kinda fine. I'd bang her if she wasn't a tonk.

by Mudizle November 7, 2015