tomzor

nickname via internet for somebody named tom

works for other names as well : mateenz0r, paulz0r, bobz0r, etc.

nobody can beat teh tomz0r!

by lil c November 6, 2003

Tombur

A ship name of two content creators, Tommyinnit and Wilbur Soot both adults

Person 1: who is your ship in MCYT
Person 2: Tombur!

by Kai_Quinn April 20, 2022

Tomz

A wild specimen of human with blonde fur and fair skin, distinguished from the tom species by a z relating to its zebra like always-changing-story nature. Rarely a threat to civilized humans even tho it approaches gyms from time to time. Its mates are often ill-informed and dogged for ugly bitches of the canine specimen in appearance, yet the tomz specimen enjoys shying away from sexual encounters. Evidently specimen is unable to drive, tho can be seen frolicking around with jumbucks, of which, squashed white is its favourite. Usually bred from a milf specimen, it is a somewhat disappointing offspring, yet leaves hope for its own offspring, that is if the tomz can mate with something other than the male species, which scientists have been unable to prove, causing some to give up hope.

Mate 1: "Whats cracking mate?"
Tomz: *inaudible growl*
Mate 1: "Umm... ok"
Tomz: *proceeds to chase fugly bitch*
Mate 1: "interesting creature"

by Ben-ja-min October 22, 2008

tomaury

a rude ass with a large forhead.

you is like tomaury boi!

by [e-mail] February 28, 2018

tomburkinshaw

Swahili Name: Muhanga
Size: 24 inches at the shoulder
Weight: 88 to 143 pounds
Lifespan: 23 years in captivity
Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"
Gestation: 7 months
Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents
Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.

You're totally not as bling as tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!

by 010000100110010101101110 November 25, 2004

Tomfuckery

The old phrase tomfoolery for millennials

Johnny stop that tomfuckery.

by AbhiMagic007 December 13, 2018

Tomzio

Someone who has a great personality, and you can talk to him about almost anything. He can be complicated to figure out, and a guarded person, but once you get to know him properly you realise how amazing he really is...he is so much better than what he sees in himself, and will only reveal the best side of himself to certain lucky people!
He is intellectually very gifted, and will be willing to pass his cleverness on to others which is one of his most admirable gifts! Most notably, he will be generous in passing on mathematical knowledge.

Now see example...

I am so lucky to have a Tomzio in my life...

by Crumpet111 January 7, 2013