a little bird told me 

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

a little bird told me by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Marvin Gaye told me 

Used in the same way as the phrase 'I heard it through the grapevine' to denote something that one has heard rumours of.

So, Marvin Gaye told me its your birthday today.

- How did you know about me and Andy?
- Marvin Gaye told me

Marvin Gaye told me by mikey3.6 March 5, 2011

you just got told 

1.Some thing to say when something bad has happened to someone you know.
2.Or,if when someones trying to be smart but isnt being smart and someone points it out.

1.person 1:*gets hit by a stick*
person 2: you just got told

2.person 5:O yes look how cool that drawing is the bee has knees
person 6:But, bees dont have knees
person 7:HA person 5 just got told

you just got told by shootmeimdreaming May 30, 2008

first story told in therapy 

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

first story told in therapy by Duke January 22, 2003

i told you 

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends

i told you it was a mc chubble not mc chubbin

i told you im always right

i told you by mp001 July 22, 2011

Facebook told me 

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

Facebook told me by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

My sister told me that 

What you say at the end of an epic story, thinking that you'll will either get a laugh or agreement from your audience, only to find vacant faces.

"So after the third trip to the drinking fountain, I just didn't want anything to drink.....(vacant faces).....the end. My sister told me that."

OR

"Did you know that blind people dream?"
(Pause)
Reply: "Did your sister tell you that?"

My sister told me that by JF_Jesus April 15, 2010