Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 3, 2010

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tofu-chan

A very cute, very real speaking Shiba, loves bread and to laugh. very cool.

Bruh, have you seen tofu-Chan on YouTube!?

Yeah he's the best boi

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

stinky tofu

a super admirable, intelligent, annoying, cheap, stingy, lazy smelly, cute taiwanese foreigner

slave of alice lin

alice: hey stinky tofu!!
beck: yes master T^T
alice: rabu rabu?
beck: yes yes rabu rabu!!! S2uS2
alice: good slave

by mrslin May 16, 2010

Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu

Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.

by JaioCG October 1, 2017