Tool 

A person (usually male) that displays/shows off talent of no value, like bragging about how many hot wings they can eat. A tool may find themselves looking more stupid or gay trying to prove their manliness.

If challenged of his grinding skills, the tool may succumb to grinding against another man if promised "the shiznit award" or "Super dank shizzle biznatch award" and the validation from bi-standers that he is in fact manly.

Tool by Maliaoz September 1, 2009

Tool 

Anyone that says "bro code"

Tool: "It's in the bro code"

Tool by grobend123 February 26, 2010

Tool 

men who are complete douchebags to women. They walk all over women and they expect them to gravel at their feet. They are demanding and selfish and not to mention SELF CENTERED!! They usually travel in packs, wear wayto much hairspray, look in the mirror more than a girl and who wear man flops in all weather conditions. They are usually wearing jeans with holes and a polo with the collar popped. They tend to meet in clubs and hit on girls that they will take home, screw, then forget about. WARNING: If your man thinks hes prettier than you.. HES A TOOL. DUMP HIM!

J:"He's only with you cause youre a virgin, guys like him love virgins."
A:"yeah youre right hes a total tool."

Tool by JmeMuhRee January 20, 2010

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A tool is someone who is so oblivious to reality and the truth, that they constantly see things for what they are not.

Chynna thinks that she is everyones favorite person in the world, she is such a tool.

tool by ccjiefp March 28, 2010

Tool 

A term for a person who is constantly saying annoying comments and doing lame things. A tool is often disliked by a group but seems to not realize it. Members of a group often use a tool for rides, money etc. A typical tool will say stupid jokes and lame pick up lines to try to fit in

Tool: "Did it Hurt?"
Girl: "Did it hurt when?"
Tool: "When you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "What a tool..."

Tool by Carnage96 March 5, 2011

Tool 

1) Some who is used for the benefit of others.
2) Someone who does things so others will accept them.

People who wear aviators are tools.
People who use the word tool in daily conversation, because they think they understand what it means, are tools.
People with the initials J.D. are all tools.

Tool by smity g June 27, 2008

tool 

n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.

Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."

Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."

tool by poopypants April 5, 2003