Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 January 17, 2016

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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

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Splenda Nova

An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity

LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova

by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015

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Splenda Stepdad

A cheap sugar daddy

"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."

by 23232323232 December 27, 2015

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SPLENDA

A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.

"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"

"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"

by Fairy Godmutha March 02, 2017

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