Splenda Nova

An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity

LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova

by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015

Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016

Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.

Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”

by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Splenda Daddy

A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.

Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.

by Jcm89 August 20, 2021