by juiikneajearglaor November 30, 2022
a gay person who prances around dressed up like a chick, and wanting to drop to their knees and suck a huge cock off.
"look at that twinkle toed faggot prance"
by babysatan666 April 18, 2007
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
by Legbah February 04, 2008
Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 05, 2009
Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.
by Poochy July 24, 2019
When you go to Jo-Ann fabrics, get a girl there, put velcro on your hand and give her a reach around while singing Kum- Bay-Ah.
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 06, 2006
A dirty skank that lives in your grandmas cupboard and steals your valuables and your socks, then she will make it seem like your loosing things on the account of that bitch stealing everthing you own, that is why you get in trouble when you visit your grandparents
Damnit, that three toed skank swiped my last cigarette, oh well i'll walk to the store, (opening drawers) what the fuck, she took my socks, son of a BITCH
by yum yum September 26, 2006