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Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"
Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*
by Nicnoc November 17, 2010
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Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray
by Enickols12 September 29, 2011
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tits up

by Anonymous July 26, 2003
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John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.
"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"
by Legend of the Phoenix May 15, 2006
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He-Tits

Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!
by 777geez November 20, 2015
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Bacon Tits

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
by Markoos13 February 17, 2021
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clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.
by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008
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