verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.
Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 24, 2014
Tim is easily one of the weirdest kids you've ever met. Tim is a hardcore gamer and a good friend (kind of). Tim is the type of kid who can clap with one hand and clurts out weird words without thinking. Tim is the creator of the timmy turner tickle touch and the timmy turner tickle time on tuesdays at 10am.
Tim- *Accidentallly rides bike into the river*
Tim- Oh no! Daddy Mommy help me you killed me help my nuggets Mommy!
Tim- Oh no! Daddy Mommy help me you killed me help my nuggets Mommy!
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 04, 2020
A Tim is a creature that enjoys video games and requires minimal sleep, also likes music and his dog.
by DankCabman August 09, 2019
He is a complete crackhead who has a huge heart. Loved by groups of crackheads and insanely fast with relationships. He has loyalty and has a crazy line of exes. He loves high powered sports cars, runs on a steady diet of monster and has ten seconds of memory. He looks like a methhead and has organs that want to stay alive. He does questionable shit and people laugh at his decisions. He is loved by all at the end of the day though.
by Regininpainforpleasure November 05, 2019
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Josh: Y'know tim?
Turner: Yeah he's a bitch.
Josh: *visible anger*
Turner: Bro chill it's just a prank.
(Tim shows up)
Tim: Lol what's goin' on here?
Josh: Uh- he called you a b*tch.
Turner: Dude wtf no I didn't you did.
Tim: Don't worry it's cool.
Turner: Yeah he's a bitch.
Josh: *visible anger*
Turner: Bro chill it's just a prank.
(Tim shows up)
Tim: Lol what's goin' on here?
Josh: Uh- he called you a b*tch.
Turner: Dude wtf no I didn't you did.
Tim: Don't worry it's cool.
by DamonBoiii September 22, 2020