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Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.
The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.
The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
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It's a big day. You've finally moved from being a four figure day person to a five figure day person and you'll always now be a five figure day person.
On you're Tkday you actually become an adult. Forget 16th, 18th or 21st birthdays - you don't actually know anything then. But on your Tkday you should really have worked out that life's a bit tricky and things aren't going to work out exactly as you'd hoped but that you do have a couple of good friends.
It's a big day. You've finally moved from being a four figure day person to a five figure day person and you'll always now be a five figure day person.
On you're Tkday you actually become an adult. Forget 16th, 18th or 21st birthdays - you don't actually know anything then. But on your Tkday you should really have worked out that life's a bit tricky and things aren't going to work out exactly as you'd hoped but that you do have a couple of good friends.
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