throck morton's

In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.

Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."

Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"

Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."

by super monkey man November 6, 2008

Thwocking

The sound of a penis slapping against the inside thighs as you twist hips quickly side to side in a rotating motion.

I won the thwocking contest by making the loudest sound! My penis is such a champ!

by rat fastard May 10, 2006

thwackermits

large mittens worn upon the hands for snatching orangutans from their trees.

explorer: is that an orangutan up in that tree?
his friend: why yes it is. Allow me to obtain it with my thwackermits.

by Tom Harding for sure February 27, 2004

throckmorten

Partial erection

Your throckmorten is showing

by BryJen October 9, 2017

twocker

From the species Chavster Twockeri.
Wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), Banded Shirts and Jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok classics), Gold Pendants, chains and rings.
Go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.

some twocker slag stole my 7610

by Ismail January 3, 2005

thockie

A Double Bass

"He played the thockie in the orchestra"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.

Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!

by Nate December 17, 2004