Dirty Turkey

A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.

I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?

by Spiritualist January 15, 2020

Turkey Vulture

A cougar past her prime, still on the hunt, but unable to bring down faster and wilier prey like the cubs she hunted during her prime. The turkey vulture is more reliant on incapacitated prey, akin to carrion, to feed her hunger for meat.

Are you kidding? She is twenty years past cougar, she's a turkey vulture.

by jewelsy April 21, 2011

Turkey Bowl

Annual Thanksgiving friendly football game played at the Trails. 2008 was the 15th annual.

This year's Turkey Bowl was the best yet.

by Tarl Cabot December 18, 2008

turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.

Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009

Turkey Nosing

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021