thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.

Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!

by where am i? May 17, 2005

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

thanksss

Showing gratitude and appreciation for something

I like your shoes
Me: thanksss

by Cow Li November 13, 2019

Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

by Newcomer1992 February 11, 2010

thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

by StalkerTime January 28, 2009

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

self-explanatory.

I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.

by OmegaRook November 11, 2011

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008