Thumbing it in

Using your thumb to help pleasure a woman cause you can't get it up.

Mart had to much to drink and couldn’t get aroused. So he didn’t disappoint the lady he used his thumb to help get it up there (thumbing it in).

"Like trying to push a Marshmallow into a piggy bank."

"You’ve got it!"

by scratch_nasty November 2, 2011

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009

Thumbing

Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum

His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing

by Stush69 December 9, 2019

Thumbing

To stick ones thumb inside one another, one can thumb someone else of thumb themselves

Tim: good sid what are thou doing to me
Bill: why I'm thumbing you kind sir, it's a hip new way of communication

by Cumslut2.0 February 15, 2021

thumbinger

When your dick is so small you don't have to use your full hand only the thumb and finger.

Gave em the ole thumbinger last night.

by APotato317 May 10, 2022

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018