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Thomas Clarkson Academy 

Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.

The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.

As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.

Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students

*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.
"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"

"No, what happened?"

"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."

"Really? Jesus Christ..."

thomarule34 

the tiktok account dedicated to thirsting over Thoma all the time
Innocent tiktoker: why is there a tiktok on my fyp obsessing over thomas hands

Another tiktoker: that must be the work of Thomarule34
thomarule34 by citrineblood January 12, 2022

Thomas Sanders 

Thomas Sanders became famous on the dead social media site Vine. Once Vine died, Thomas moved to YouTube, like all the other viners. He's a fucking precious cinnamon roll and he needs to be protected at all times along with his Sanders Sides Ceativity/Roman, Logic/Logan, Morality/Patton and Anxiety/Virgil
Friend: Are you still obsessed with vines

Me: No, only Thomas Sanders.

TheMarkOfJ 

The african-american winner of The Commentator Showdown on Call of Duty Black Ops. He is the only commentator that goes balls first into the middle of the map and gets more kills than anyone. In love with Chipolte, Famous Amos Cookies, and calls in his Cujos ghetto style.
Player: Damn, J be tearing it up- Aww shit...
TheMarkOfJ: A-L-L-L-LET'S GOOOOO CUUJOOOOOOOS!!
Player: Can't spawn.
TheMarkOfJ by Yellowpeaches November 12, 2011

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

Thomas Sanders 

A precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs, along with Logic/Logan, Morality, Prince, and Anxiety.
Omg! He's such a Thomas Sanders!
Thomas Sanders by MoonMoony March 7, 2017