theoretical thinker

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.

i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.

by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019

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Thinkering

When you are thinking of something but want to seem both comedic and intelligent at the same time (you’re really just zoning out)

Steve Steven Stevenson: what are you doing right now?
George Henry Bob: just thinkering about stuff

by GrammaEarl March 1, 2025

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Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012

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bucket thinker

A person who lacks critical thinking skills, or a person who takes on the thoughts or perspectives of another person without analyzing.

The student became a bucket thinker when he failed to diligently confirm why he hated cats like his mom and dad.

by Talk&WalkIt April 1, 2024

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A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025

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