oxygen thief

someone so completely lazy or useless that their only effect on this earth is to use up oxygen that could otherwise have been consumed by someone who doesn't deserve a solid kick up the arse.

i work with an oxygen thief. she brings a pillow and blanket to work and sleeps through night shift.

by stumpy March 26, 2004

Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.

Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"

by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009

oxygen thief

one who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen

i hate madison, she's nothing but an oxygen thief!

by samham February 14, 2004

Thien-Y

You are a nice person but a crackhead. You have nice friends

You are so nice, Thien-Y

by Kim Anh April 21, 2020

Beautiful Thief

Someone who you would least expect to do something.

He/she was a beautiful thief - I had no idea he/she crashed the car.

by Martial Law May 8, 2011

NEEV THE GREAT THIEF

Neev or just known as Nev loves to steal things. Nev often causes thefts all over the school and equipment would go missing for no reason. When doors are unhinged then Neev would've stolen the nails off the doors.

Nev would pull "Maneevers" Which means stealing it the Neev style.

Neev often is seen stealing things from the school, and he claims he is good at table tennis yet he sabotages his opponents to win.

OMG NEEV THE GREAT THIEF IS STEALING THE WIFI MACHINE!

by "okke" February 20, 2023

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.

“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”

by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023