Chiquita Wipe

An action performed when a yellow car is sighted. You say "Chiquita Wipe" and "wipe" or rub your nearest friend anywhere on their person, much like slug bug. Chiquita is pronounced "Chikweeta," the wrong pronounciation is used purposefully.

Hey a yellow car! Chiquita wipe! *wipes friend*

by Zephram January 4, 2015

ghost wipe

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

bung wipe

1. an insult
2.toilet paper

1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes

by Pierce February 16, 2005

wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.

I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.

by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021

faith wipe

When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.

Yesterday me and the village boys took shits in the field and we all just faith wiped.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish

I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.

by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015

No End Wipe

A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.

Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015