Bastard Maker

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.
Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".
by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006
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pancake maker

holding a womans thighs in an upward V shape poseition while banging the mans penis between her thighs
peter larr pancaked her hard last night, she was pissed
by poopdick January 25, 2005
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Subdue the maker

another term for male masturbation

Inspired by the Dune series (realized while watching the dune miniseries that aired on the SciFi channel) "Frank Herbert's Dune".
see: wikipedia - Dune TV miniseries

They said: "Subdue the maker" then two people grabbed and held the Worm. While the two people held on the wormand squeezed it the worm finally spewed a liquid into a bowl a third person was holding.
person 1: I'm such a nerd, I told some people that I had other things to do.

person 2: like???

person 1: well I thought I might drink a few beers, watch some pr0n, and subdue the maker.

person 2: what?
Person 1: you never saw dune? what kind of nerd are you?
by alien78 November 11, 2007
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baby maker

A woman's general reproductive area.
"Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do, A straight shot. Right to the baby maker " - Anchorman
by OANDRESO October 26, 2005
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Moan Maker

The male organ used for urination and sex.

The external male reproductive organ through which seminal fluid and urine can pass.
Later that night she was making out with my wang. When I realized that all her lipstick was rubbing off, I evacuated my moan maker from her face hole.
by Bryan M. Hunt May 29, 2008
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baby maker

Typically, a slow R&B jam to have sex to.

A song for screwing.
Brian McKnight has a long list of Baby Makers in his discography.
by T Ryan November 12, 2007
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Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
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