Itchy Anus

Itchy Anus is when there is an uncontrollable and unsatisfiable itchy feeling in the anus area. This could cause one to lose all focus on anything else going on because of its powerfull ability to annoy.

Jason: God Damn!! I am going completely mad! I have such bad itchy anus. I scratch and I scratch, but it doesnt seem to go away.

Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.

by Androu March 11, 2008

itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

by Bad Ass Troll May 30, 2006

Itchy Poop

The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.

Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.

by Scorpidea August 10, 2009

itchy bee

A cool way of saying someone is a bitch

You itchy bee!

by Dingafonga November 24, 2021

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

itchy ovaries

When a woman, usually in her mid thirties turns around and looks at you with eyes of desire, immediately following or seeing a cute baby. She says nothing, but it’s obvious she wants to be fertilized.

Shit Bhruvh! Grace held you guy’s kid yesterday and now she’s got a case of the itchy ovaries.

by NautilusP July 3, 2022

itchy ankle

That feeling you get when you think someone is just using you for something

"She keeps asking me out, but I always pay... I'm getting some itchy ankles about our relationship"

by Some asshole on the Internet September 28, 2017