by TataMaFute December 25, 2018
Get the Drinking Fountainmug. A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.
by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011
Get the smegma fountainmug. by Joshyboy1000 February 3, 2007
Get the Coke Fountainmug. The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
by Twills March 25, 2011
Get the Swedish fountainmug. The act of simultaneously ejaculating and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.
TJ: I don’t think I can go back to that new taco shop.
Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.
Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.
Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.
Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.
by Lord Dunklethorpe November 9, 2017
Get the Skidmore Fountainmug. Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof
by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019
Get the Fountain of Spoofmug. A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."
by the real ZEST February 17, 2007
Get the fountain hillsmug.