Anti Big Bison Bitch

where one is doesnt like fat women, keep them away

shaun:damn them fat girls trying to get in the pool!!
chaz:hell naw im Anti big bison bitch ill keep them out

by wassabiman01 October 19, 2006

Angel Jose Robles Are Master Bison

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Zero: Angel Jose Robles Are Master Bison

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Bison Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.

I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.

by anonymous June 5, 2023

Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'

Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.

by MR EMAN November 11, 2011

bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016