by JamaIDeAndreTrevon April 16, 2024
Get the Yonismug. Yonis is a big strong guy with a huge big black cock he is very tall and sexy and he hates white people
Yonis is the best
by ewmofmmff March 8, 2023
Get the Yonismug. One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
Get the Despairing Yonimug. "Yonis has a magnetic personality and enthusiasm makes for success in any field but Leos require autonomy and some individual power over their work."
"Yonis is The Emper. He royal presence demands respect. Yonis are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Yoins, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."
"If Yonis is your name you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "
The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the kneeswith a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.
Yonis is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.
Yonis a.k.a Mr steal you're girl
"Yonis is The Emper. He royal presence demands respect. Yonis are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Yoins, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."
"If Yonis is your name you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "
The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the kneeswith a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.
Yonis is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.
Yonis a.k.a Mr steal you're girl
Yonis is one sexy nigga.
by Shadowtraveller December 19, 2019
Get the Yonismug. Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni
Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?
by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020
Get the Yoni Zambonimug. a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
Get the Yonimug. by Old saint nip October 21, 2022
Get the Back yonimug.