Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016

vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.

"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."

by anonymango November 25, 2016

The Vandalizer

"The Vandalizer" when you empty out a can of spray paint on her vagina and then proceed to fuck her with the can, whilst yelling "I'm a misunderstood teenager"

We did " The Vandalizer" position last night, it looked like a Van Gogh painting on her bed afterwards

by Matthew69Bruf March 9, 2020

vandalating

The act of vandalizing.

"These people were vandalating all of Minnesota."

by DrunkWords4211 June 2, 2020

Makeout Vandalizing

When two gay teens vandalize a public place (such as a school), then proceed to makeout. This is also an example of the ideology of "be gay do crimes".

Erin: I can't wait for our Makeout Vandalizing date!
Kira: I know right, it's gonna be so fun!

by strawberrybro June 4, 2020

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012