Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

Raccoon City

The setting for Resident evil 2 and 3. Its residents were turned into zombies by the T-virus, a Biological weapon created by the pharmaeuctical company, Umbrella. It was Nuked at the end of Resident Evil 3, killing all the mutated residents

Get out of Raccoon city

by ~ThE EnD Of ThE RoAd~ July 9, 2006

Techno-Raccoon

1) A metrosexual wereraccoon character in Lunaville Neoneelart universe based on N. Kavar

2) eastern ueropean web comics artist

Techno-Raccoon, the striped king of brainfuck and lord of trolling gives creeps even to the mighty pedobear

by floorfly87 November 21, 2010

Raccoon Aerial

When fat girls on myspace take pictures of themselves from above to try and hide their enormous weight while wearing a lot of eye makeup to take attention away from their bodies giving them the appearance of a raccoon. Could also include vast amounts of cleavage as another distraction.

There sure are a lot of fat skanks on myspace posting raccoon aerials of themselves.

by Jack Stone October 27, 2007

chinese raccoon

An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing

Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"

Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015