Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 12, 2020

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 01, 2014

prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.

Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

Punk Prayer

When the feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot blasphemously or irreverently pray to the Virgin Mary to deliver them from Dictator Putin, by alluding to the alleged collaboration between Russian Orthodox priests and the KGB since the fall of Communism.

Protesters against Russian human rights abuses could often be heard reciting a punk prayer at anti-Putin rallies.

by Covido April 08, 2022

The Jesus Prayer

The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."

Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.

by ohyeahpat March 18, 2012

Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.

Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"

by Mama Crass December 31, 2014

cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite

pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)

by johan3132 February 01, 2009