Cowboy-popsicle

A frozen rope used for anal sexual pleasure between to male partners.

Adam beat Jim in tug of war with a cowboy-popsicle last night.

by Harry Richardson December 31, 2021

Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

by Dr. Popsicle February 17, 2011

Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.

Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.

by Bo Dizzle August 17, 2007

Asshole Popsicle

A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.

"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"

by JeremyVC February 21, 2010

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon April 18, 2011

Brown Popsicle

When a man buttfucks a girl, pulls out, and his cock is smothered in wet, brown, sloppy liquid shit.

Sally: Put it between the cheeks Ryan!
Ryan: IM GONNA RAM IT HOME! *rams it home*
Sally: MMM OH FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
Ryan: This is gonna give me a really bad brown popsicle later...SHIT

by crotchleg6969 June 09, 2009

kenyan popsicle

a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)

Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle

by Nathan_Explosion July 12, 2008