Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.
During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras
Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?
by I <3 Marie January 23, 2005
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dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'
"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"
by FM104 August 23, 2007
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El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.
Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?
by E-Stylee November 08, 2005
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Double Dandy

The act of playing two girls at once, usually one from a different school or college than the other, but still fucking them both without them having a clue whats going on.
Dude I was fucking this chick from Georgia then I came back to Florida and fucked the other chick im in with, what a double dandy i have working.
by theace May 07, 2012
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Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
by Regis Bognor February 08, 2006
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