CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.

"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

CIA

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Thanks CIA!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 12, 2020

CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise

"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

cia

if you dont Cee an A on ur paper then, just like I do, ur dumb kid

joe: i failed
me: Cee MY a bitch
joe: oh dang man you sheeshers got me there, i dont see an A on mine, guess i cant be in the cia

by frogseaturguts March 27, 2023

CIA

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Oh my good I could really do with some CIA today !!!

You will never guess what happened to Jimmy the other day!! He had CIA...

by Sexyboy12345678 May 16, 2021