Bro code

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him

Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code

by fujh May 15, 2023

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Get the Bro codemug.

Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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