cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Anchor Deep

When the girl riding you on top and you wrap your legs around her chest and plunge in deep enough you can do a sit up and lift yourself up forming the bottom of an anchor.
Dude 1: "My abs are killing me."
Dude 2: "Bro you never workout."
Dude 1: "I went anchor deep on this chick last night."
Dude 2: "Nice."
by Thuncar August 24, 2010
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cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love
Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.
by Jen December 28, 2004
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Drop the Anchor

The action of removing one's own penis from his or her pants for public display. i.e. Whipping it out.
Matt: Dude, how can I get her in bed with me?

Jim: Just do what I did last night. Drop the anchor and hope she takes your fish for a swim.
by anchordropper July 30, 2012
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dropping anchor

taking a dump, particularly a high-fiber one that causes an audible 'plop' upon casting. Sometimes you'll find yourself frosting the bowl upon flushing a particularly impressive iceberg dump.
Dude, I hope this point ends soon cause I gotta drop anchor.
by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003
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Captain's Anchor

When a man and woman are ass-to-ass (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of anal beads in each others ass so that neither can leave. Then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner's face he yells, "engage!" like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy balls instead of anal beads.
Mike "Oh man, I had Jennifer over last night and gave her a Captain's Anchor!"

James "How was it?"

Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."
by Gordie1500 December 15, 2013
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Troll Anchor

a troll anchor is something that is inserted into a document to purposely attract attention to it. The writer may add a sentence or image to distract the reader into asking "WTF is this?".

After this occurs, the troll anchor was successful. You where trolling your audience to make sure they where indeed paying attention.
Them: I read the document you send me, but then I saw "bada big bada boom coat that stuff right up", what is that about?

Me: Oh, that is my troll anchor, making sure people are reading the document.
by sc0tty8 October 06, 2010
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