textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.

Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

by - TFish May 1, 2011

textually active

adj. 1. Being extremely active in the area of communication through a cellular device.

Bill: Hey Freddy, Joe got a new phone.
Freddy: Huh.
Joe: Look, guys! I'm textually active! Just like you!
Bill: What a loser.

by Lilly Andromeda July 31, 2011

textually assaulted

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

by rockarolla July 13, 2012

Ronny Textall

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall

Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall

by Cablehawk November 3, 2010

textplain

explaining something to someone in detail via text message

Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it

by AdamAAAfzali October 9, 2008

textually nuked

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.

person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)

by Cej Alls March 7, 2009

textual inuendo

A word or phrase used in a text message that implies something of the sexual nature. This message generally has a double meaning. Thus, if the recipient reacts negatively to the inuendo, the sender will generally claim that the recipient misinterpreted the meaning of the message.

(sent in a text message)
Dick: hey girl my roommate's gone for the weekend. how bout you come over so i can show you my landscaping?

Jane: was that textual inuendo?

Dick: textual inuendo? lol. no way... that is unless you want it to be...

by super adam March 18, 2009