terd face 

the person next to me

she is such a terd face

terd face by aaron October 23, 2003

terd burglar 

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

terd burglar by masshole617 June 16, 2004

TERD BURGLAR 

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

TERD BURGLAR by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006

Terd Burglar 

The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.

I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!

Terd Burglar by SkinnyTee October 17, 2010

terd burglar 

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

terd burglar by turd swiper July 26, 2003

terd baby 

When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.

"Todd just had a terd baby!"

terd baby by G-sauce May 15, 2003

terd sucker 

-Someone who is disdainful, very easy to hate, for various personality faults.
-A terd sucker is much worse than someone who eats shit because a terd sucker slowly consumes feces, giving him more time to be disdainful. In addition, sucking a terd is much more grotesque and disdainful than eating shit. Thus someone who eats shit might be a terd sucker but not necessarily, but a terd sucker is always at the very least someone who eats shit...a shiteater.

1. Can you believe that guy tried to stick his fist up my anus. I really hate him for that. He is such a terd sucker.

2. Watch out, look who just walked in to the party, Terd Sucker Supreme...the top terd sucker at this university...I really fuckin' hate that butt-fuck.

terd sucker by Jake T III July 20, 2008