TERD BURGLAR

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006

Terd Burglar

The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.

I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!

by SkinnyTee October 17, 2010

Plano terd

A filthy scuzzy West Plano fuck that walks around pist off all the time.

Hey you fucking asshole I'm talking to you. You parked in the pregnant Broad space.

Fuck you Plano Terd!

by boody man October 19, 2004

terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

by turd swiper July 26, 2003

love terd

When one drops by any such internet society (facebook, twitter, myspace etc.) and drop sweet nothings to several people in a matter of seconds just to show you care.

yeah... I thought I was important, but turns out that nice thing she said was just another sad love terd.

"I love you so" - "You are awesome" - "Thanks for coming out!" - "See you soon!" - "Kisses!" - "Nice chatting with you!" - "Can't wait for next weekend!" - "Let's get together real soon!

by angryslotharmy August 1, 2010

terd baby

When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.

"Todd just had a terd baby!"

by G-sauce May 15, 2003

terd sucker

-Someone who is disdainful, very easy to hate, for various personality faults.
-A terd sucker is much worse than someone who eats shit because a terd sucker slowly consumes feces, giving him more time to be disdainful. In addition, sucking a terd is much more grotesque and disdainful than eating shit. Thus someone who eats shit might be a terd sucker but not necessarily, but a terd sucker is always at the very least someone who eats shit...a shiteater.

1. Can you believe that guy tried to stick his fist up my anus. I really hate him for that. He is such a terd sucker.

2. Watch out, look who just walked in to the party, Terd Sucker Supreme...the top terd sucker at this university...I really fuckin' hate that butt-fuck.

by Jake T III July 20, 2008