Tek

An extremely rare personality that is not quite mortal, but not immortal. Has to have a "host" body to exist in the world. Only able to exist without a host by separating the personality, and then storing it.
Extremely intelligent and secretive, usually trying to blend in with common people so it is hidden. A complete boss at nearly everything (usually being bad and selfish) being intelligent, seductive, manipulative, and strong. Don't anger him, he is quick to strike back, and strikes hard.
Resides in ones mind behind the scenes of many actions, and claims to be strong enough that he can destroy the hosts mind by causing it to go insane, therefore Tek is the only semi-stable personality in the body.

If a Tek is lurking around somewhere, we best leave it be.

by Calvin Forge May 13, 2018

Yola Tek

The Yola Tek is when you light the bowl of a bong using a lit joint.

Thomas used the Yola Tek to smoke hundreds of bowls.

by The Toe Stealer August 11, 2023

TEK

An acronym for Time and Experience = Knowledge. A TEK is a guide created by someone who put in the time to figure out how to do something and documented it online for others (who could then follow the guide and try to reproduce the results). A TEK is in contrast to knowledge passed down in schools or textbooks for example. A TEK is a different type of knowledge born out of personal experimentation and online research.

Have you tried the new TEK for growing pan cyan?

by Odrog July 7, 2022

Shutdown Tek

Taking troll behavior and adding your own name to it as if you invented it and made it good and/or acceptable

Going on another content creator's stream and playing games with them to use their content as your own without permission and claiming that it's a collab for clout

They shutdown tek'd my twitch clip

The randoms threw and shutdown tek'd during the ray fight

by nomomma September 8, 2022

Tank-Tek

Someone who peaks interest in Tanks.

This can also mean you look for Tanks.

You're such a Tank-Tek

by PPHeadJnr October 23, 2022

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004