Teyler

An absolute drinking tank who wields among the most sizeable penį of his crowd. A Teyler would take anything for his mates and is likely to be one of the funniest people you know, even when fucken wasted and will respect you greatly if you can out-bender him.

“On the piss Teyler, on the piss on the piss”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

telerape

The act of calling someone's cellular phone over and over again until they answer.

1) I seriously didn't want to talk to her, but she fricking teleraped me all through dinner so I had to put an end to it.

2) I thought he might be cool until he revealed himself as a telerapist

by The Defiant Cow June 3, 2009

Tekkers

THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE DISCUSSED EVER AGAIN AS THEY ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Person A: "My Tekkers is the-"
*punch in the face*
Person B: "No."

by Mr_2018 December 7, 2012

teller

Someone who is in trouble with the law (usually for drugs) so to get out of trouble he/she tells on somebody else.

"Dude, I can't believe you got busted!"
"Yeah, turns out my friend Matt is a teller!"

by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007

Penn and Teller

It is a variation of the Houdini where unknowing to the girl you are doing doggy style, there is a short mute guy standing in the corner watching. Then when she turns around after you spit on her back and she thinks you have finished cuming, you let her have it on her face while at the same time she realizes the weird guy in the corner is watching the whole thing. This double whammy could only be called the Penn and Teller

While at the Testical Festival, Derek gave the Russian Bride a Penn and Teller. Boy was she surprised to see Clay in the corner while he unleashed on her face.

by assclown69 June 12, 2008

fortune teller

The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.

Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.

"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"

"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."

by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008

Story Teller

A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.

kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right

by Boyfriendizeree September 19, 2014