Techsecuted

When a technician in any field gets fired for incompetents.

I hope I don't get techsecuted for spilling chocolate milk all over control panel.

by Spyceboy May 8, 2009

techretary

That person (real or imaginary) in your life responsible for solving all technology related problems. This individual may provide IT services and tech support but more likely is setting up home theaters, installing hardware/software, and synchronizing email, phones, ipods, cameras and GPS devices.

I spent so much time after Christmas trying to install and set up my wireless home theater system that I haven't even gotten to my kid's computer and my wife's GPS. I need a techretary to handle all this stuff.

by doc finch February 23, 2011

Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

technecessarily

A combining of the words "technically" and "not necessarily", used when you want address a topic but can escape to either side of the argument.

Technically, a person should vote, although it does not necessarily seem to matter. Therefore, technecessarily you should vote.

by Elizabeth Catherine Mavello December 22, 2018

TechEnvy

When a person is stuck working in the shipping department and really wants to work in tech support

Tech Rep Mike : damn that chick Renee is sooo jealous of tech support dept. she has mad TechEnvy

Tech Rep Dan : FO SHO DAT SHAWTY IS ALWAYS HANGIN ROUND TECH DEPT. YO FO REAL....

by TECH>SHIPPING June 10, 2008

Techie

The magic makers of the theatre world, whom are generally under appreciated mainly by the audience but also the actors. They generally wear all black so as not to be seen during the show. They work in a variety of fields such as costumes, makeup, set, props, lights, and sound. There is moderate rivalry between the various aspects of tech and it has been put to question whether the less technical aspects of tech (costumes, makeup...etc) count as official techies. There is something called techie discrimination that while subtle still exists. its the belief that that techies are inferior to actors which is of course incorrect. Techies tend to have very dirty minds and use foul language (not saying actors are any better) but also be very brilliant. Respect and compliment your local techies! I recommend that all actors do some tech work so as to better appreciate what these people do!

Omg that techie is really cute!
crap i ripped my costume i better find a costume techie
That sound techie is sooo dreamy it almost makes being mic'd bearable
get your head in the game sweetie hes a techie, sooo beneath you
wow the set was amazing for that show! I wanna go find and thank the set techies

by Just another actress September 4, 2013

techie

someone who has a high interest in computers, and almost always looks at the technicallities of things

bill gates but not as rich and not as evil

by scootin-kyle November 22, 2003