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Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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Tebowbagging

The combination of the popular celebrations of Tebowing and teabagging. In this you drop to one knee in prayer for your accomplishment while also dropping your nutsack on the face of the person your victory came at the expense of. This celebration allows you to fulfill your commitment to the Lord all the while showing your opponent who is boss.
The tight end could be seen Tebowbagging the safety that blew the coverage after his game-winning 50 yard touchdown reception.
by shoujoboy January 2, 2012
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Tebben

A Tebben is a large calfed caucasian. Usually a shorter specimen of human with broad shoulders. Although short, the Tebben is known best as an athlete displaying Doug Flutie like heart on and off the field of play. Depending on who a Tebben Breeds with, size and height of the offspring may vary but the Tebben gene is definitely dominant. Identifying these hybrid Tebbens is very easy.
Look at the level of that man's athletic prowess, he also has huge calfs, must be a Tebben.
by ruthlessness14 October 3, 2010
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tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.
"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."
by spartan4333 December 28, 2011
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Tebowlicism

To worship our Lord and Savior, Timothy Tebow, the creator of Earth and all inhabitants. The recogition that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus Christ incarnate. Tebow/Jesus being left-handed just goes to show how wrong all you righties have been for 2000+ years.

You can easily convert to Tebowlicism by chopping off your right hand with a butter knife.
Hey Mateo! You see that picturesque Broncos quarterback on the TV box. I think I'm gonna convert to Tebowlicism. Get me a butter knife!
by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012
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Tebby

Lucy is a tebby.
by It’s brittney March 20, 2021
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Tebow

tee-boh verb -

1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing

2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."

2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
by peopleoverprofits December 7, 2011
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