lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
by just_sayin_09 March 28, 2009
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Dick Tator

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.
Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
by Rustaford September 16, 2020
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Team Tators (Tt)

A group of Missouri gangstas who live an outta control lifestyle and are known for there i don't give a f*** attitude.
Team Tators is rollin' deep in this club tonight.
by R.D. December 05, 2004
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Comment Tator

Someone whom you could give the best Caviar in a 18 carot bowl with the finest champagne from the Champane region in France in leaded cystal with a plater of fillet mignon on fine china served up on a silver platter and the bastard would still complain.
Waldo here just showed up from somewhere nobody ever heard of and he's out of gas,beer,smokes money so I fed him what I thought would please him and gave him a $20 bill he still made like a Comment Tator and complained like it's not good enough for him.
by LaNerd April 20, 2011
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Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd April 20, 2011
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