Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022

Multi-Tasking

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.

"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beer before we leave."
Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated

by Mcclintock Beaux June 23, 2009

gigity-tasking

The act of doing anything else while having sexual intercourse.

Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.

by crumboy May 8, 2010

Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.

Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!

by friskycurtain March 28, 2009

total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

Mega-Task

Something that only the highest performing Central Processing Units can achieve, preferably with only 4 cores.

Intel loves to show off their Mega-task capable 7740k.

by Godini June 15, 2017

easy task

a person who is cool and is well-liked by his/her peers and someone who dominates at life on a consistent basis.

That easy task was the life of the party Friday night.

Whoa! Look at that easy task shotgun that beer.

The easy task maintained a 4.0 GPA throughout college.

by Shane Murray January 10, 2008