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Purse Tequila

A small bottle of tequila kept in a purse for emergencies.
We ran out of booze so I had to break out the purse tequila
by Chase_TJ February 20, 2011
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Tequila Headshake

An experience only in Tijuana Mexico, where the waiters cock your head back and pour an enourmous amount of Tequila down your throat while blowing a whistle then they shake the man's head vigerously if it's a female they pick them up and spin them around.
Also a song writen by Ed and Cam.
I was so hammered from that Tequila Headshake, I was giving a porcelain handshake for an hour.
by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006
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tequila sunrise

A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.


Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka
I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.
by spastic biscuit August 30, 2005
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tila tequila

Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.

Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.

MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.

A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?

Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?

yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual

what about that floozy?

she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid

that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block

yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...

yeah tell that to ya boy

yay digg!
by damuthafuckintruth July 17, 2009
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by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
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Tila Tequila

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
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Tila Tequila

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.
Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.
by I love lamp. February 21, 2009
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