Taint Tapper

a person that loves tapping peoples area between their vagina(woman) or nutsack(guy)
& asshole. Commonly known as the taint.

Jenny Kenny is suck a taint tapper.

by Kendra Trego February 9, 2009

Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.

(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"

by ALoverOfLove August 14, 2016

dungeon toe tapper

A term used to define the ugliest bitches with the most nasty looking toes

Matt: Look! Bianca is wearing flip flops and her toes look nasty
Phoebe: Yeah look her her feet, what a dungeon toe tapper.

by .empress. November 14, 2019

Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.

Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.

by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010

mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy

You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.

by julianabove February 17, 2018

self tapper

A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.

Your mom is a self tapper when I'm not around.

by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020