Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019

Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

tapinaldo

a nickname for cristiano ronaldo ! cause he scores to many goals from tapins and celebrates them shameless like they were some special goals !

Tapinaldo again scores a few tapins ! his fangays would be happy

by Yamesh yo yo May 19, 2018

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Taxing

To raise the cost of something way over the price.

They are taxing for the beers at the Marlin's game.

by Wutsdaplan August 27, 2008

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019