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Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.
'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'
by Barlan March 29, 2019
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Tampered Thread

Tampered Threads: Adjective/Slang
It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.

History of Tampered Threads:

This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.

Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
Person 1: "Dayyymmn Bro, where'd you find that Tampered Thread at?"

Person 2: At tamperedthreads.com
by The Goat Spoke January 11, 2021
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unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.
Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.
by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018
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tampo

A filipino slang meaning the cute and mild version of being angry. The 0 before the 100.
She aint mad bro, she's just being tampo because you didn't eat that adobo she cooked for you last night.
by alamnathis July 15, 2016
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004
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tampico

Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.
The $0.75 Meal : Shrimp Ramen and a glass of Peach Tampico. Yum Yum.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 7, 2014
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