Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

tame impala mode

When you're so baked you unlock the ability to enjoy Tame Impala

Normally I listen to Rap, but man last night I took an edible and I so stoned went Tame Impala Mode.

by TomOfTheTomb April 28, 2023

taming the strange

A straight male attempting to seduce a lesbian.

I was hitting on this really hot girl last night and after I learned she was a lesbian taming the strange became my primary goal.

by Chaddilac23 October 11, 2016

taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

she couldn't tame a unicorn

Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.

Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.

Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.

by Philosofree November 30, 2014

Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

tame some strange

the act of going outside and patrolling for some “hot ass” usually in a group of one or more people.

while “taming strange” speaks for an individual, “taming some strange” is plural.

Mom: What are you boys up to today?

Me: I think we are gonna hit up town and tame some strange.

by Jackoff Nipples April 6, 2023