swtdlz

sweet deals

Jon: I got payed today!

Jane: swtdlz

by jaybou April 25, 2009

swthmithmftb

Sucks When That Happends Man In The Hood Mother Fucking T Bager

Guy 1: Got busted when having sex with Jessica Alba yesterday!

Guy 2: Swthmithmftb dude!

by Ulle March 15, 2011

SWTAP

An ironic acronym for the phrase "Stop With The Acronyms Please"

I don't understand what you're saying! LOL? DGAF? SWTAP!

by Ericatect March 15, 2011

swtaf

When you casually steal a water bottle from somebody's backpack, either in College or in a Highschool.

"Hey you swtaffed my drink! What will I use in class when my throat is dry??"

by HungoverWeseil April 19, 2018

swtaf

When you whip someone's ass so hard it turns his skin so red and starts peeling. Then sprinkle some lemon juice on it. As in "suit off".

Man, I swtaf'ed this girl last night. You should've heard her screaming. The neighbors even changed their WIFI SSID's to "Go bro! Squeeze that lemon!"

by lemondude October 7, 2017

swtazz

Sweet as

Swtazz bro

by Swtazz February 9, 2018

SWTFAMCB

Shannon where the f*** are my cake brownies.

This is used when a PTA member named Shannon neglects to fulfill her obligations as bringer of the cake brownies.

(This is in no way trying to offend anyone. We love all Shannons.)

PTA President: "Let's see we've got the muffins and the cookies...SWTFAMCB?"
Shannon: "I forgot them in the car."

PTA President: "Shannon, you're a hoe."

by Ylime and Coconut July 10, 2019