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Doing a Sword

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.
Shoozes loves doing a Sword
by lingering January 28, 2010
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vacuum my pork sword

It means to suck someone's dick
Vacuum my pork sword and ill give u a dollar
by Bananarama six thousand March 14, 2017
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pork sword

Look at his huge pork sword!
by Courtnie Brown. January 3, 2009
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The Sword

A ridiculous good heavy metal band formed in 2003 hailing from Austin Texas. They remind me of why I love metal in the first place. Their sound is a throwback to old school metal acts like Black Sabbath. While not the most technical band out there(there riffs kick ass though), but god damn are their songs catchy. Everyone of their songs are equally as amazing, and none of them feel like filler at all. Their lyrics mostly center on Norse and other mythological stories.

No overly wanky guitar solos, no constant double bass, no stupid cookie monster growling vocals. Just pure, raw, old-school heavy metal. The Sword is what metal is all about and are the best modern metal band within a decade.

Current albums:
Age of Winters - 2006
Gods of the Earth - 2008

All their songs are available on their myspace or youtube pages, so just type in The Sword to hear them all.(I'm not allowed to post links).

I will never forgive myself for missing them at the Metallica concert back in January
by I hope Skrillex dies July 10, 2009
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sword chucks

A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.
"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"
by Aaron Brown January 29, 2005
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Love Sword

The love sword is another name for a man's penis.
"I awoke the fine maiden with a few thrusts of my mighty love sword"
by Josh King May 3, 2008
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pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
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