Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lingering

Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

Petophile by Lingering January 7, 2023

When your Ethernet goes down so you have no internet.

I told my boss I have to work at home with a reliable connection, rather than connected to the office ethernot.

ethernot by Lingering November 29, 2022

The act of intimidating people for not following Covid policy or norms.

Did you see those cops try to kick everyone out of church? What an act of covintimidation.

Mascara that looks terrible, usually because it got wet.

That bitch gets mascerrible when she cries.

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.

Shoozes loves doing a Sword