the bringer of world peace
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan May 22, 2018
1) taylor swift is the music industry
2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album?
2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album?
by betty13 March 11, 2021
God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.
by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018
An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
the mf music industry
by danielle cohns belly button May 19, 2021
Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.
by I like avocados November 02, 2019
PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE
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